Table of Contents

PART  I

IN THE BEGINNING

1.  My New "Home": Where Dreams Go to Die (and Rent is Dirt Cheap)

          2.  Moving Day (WTF)

          3.  WTF: Meet the Neighbors

                  a.  Sal: The Crooked-Nosed King of the Backyard  

                        b.  Davy: The Resident Olfactory Hazard

                      c. Carter: The Digital Nomad 

                      d.  Raul: The Less-Than-Super Unhandy Man

                      e.  The Party Patrol (Tom & Dick) and The Sarcastic Colossus (Harold)

                4. The Origin Story: How I Became a Fiasco